sachimo:

i hate when i’m too comfortable around someone because then my brain thinks its ok to act weird but even then i end up being too weird

some-blonde:

there are seven billion people on this planet and i have like four friends in real life

Last night I had really drunk sex with my girlfriend. I think she went down on me and then I passed out while she was down there because I woke up naked, cold, and mad yelling “where are my clothes? Why did you let me fall asleep naked?” I just really don’t remember falling asleep